me: *names child butter*
me: *accidently brings home wrong child*
me: i can’t believe it’s not butter
jor jor bonks
i posted this at 3am and i remember thinking it was the funniest thing in the world i was laugjing so hard when will i di e
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my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
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